this blog is definitely NOT about a girl

just watch

2009-07-26T10:32:00.001-07:00

this is worth a post

2009-07-15T16:00:00.001-07:00

Bbq

2009-05-29T22:16:00.001-07:00

Collapsed roof on sunset

2009-05-24T14:24:00.001-07:00

5 people possibly trapped or dead under. Also, that young ass bitch from seventh heaven is right next to me.

A he he he he

2009-05-20T14:06:00.001-07:00

Why is this the only album actually on my computer?

Cool hand luke

2009-05-16T21:38:00.001-07:00

Something is missing...

luls

2009-05-11T18:07:00.001-07:00

Black lips

2009-05-02T00:09:00.001-07:00

My niggas

:( :( :(

2009-04-29T20:30:00.001-07:00

Holy shit...

2009-03-28T12:57:00.001-07:00

Tomorrow - California Metalfest

2009-03-27T20:04:00.000-07:00

http://www.myspace.com/californiametalfest

MAIN STAGE
10:30pm CARCASS
9:35pm EXODUS
8:40pm SUFFOCATION
8:00pm REPULSION
7:20pm THE FACELESS
6:40pm WHITECHAPEL
6:00pm SAMAEL
5:20pm DECREPIT BIRTH
4:40pm VEIL OF MAYA
4:00pm PSYCROPTIC
3:25pm SOL ASUNDER
2:50pm WYKKED WYTCH
2:15pm GRAVEHILL
1:40pm OSSIFICATION
1:05pm DESTROY THE OPPISITION
12:30pm ISOLATION INFAMY

2ND STAGE
7:35pm Toxic Holocuast
7:00pm Burning The Masses
6:25pm Kryterium
5:50pm Embryonic Devourment
5:15pm Deception
4:40pm Divide The Throne
4:05pm Imperial Decay
3:30pm Descent Of The Dead
2:55pm Blood Of Cain
1:20pm Short Fuse
12:45pm Lycanthrope
12:10pm Idiot Box

Faces in weird places

2009-03-18T18:15:00.001-07:00

Eat skull is good

2009-03-15T23:05:00.001-07:00

Yes

Home sweet home

2009-03-15T18:51:00.001-07:00

Go away, aroma

This is pee.

2009-03-15T16:53:00.001-07:00

Has to be.

Spoiler alert...

2009-03-14T16:48:00.001-07:00

The grove :(

Absurd lighter

2009-03-09T21:58:00.001-07:00

Epic things are afoot at the circle k

Paul

2009-03-07T22:51:00.001-08:00

Basement of my apartment

2/19 aka LOLa

2009-02-19T10:05:00.001-08:00

this city...

2/15 aka chris 'beat down' brown

2009-02-15T12:30:00.002-08:00

but anyway, i think i'm in love with this peaches girl...
peaches geldof

less safe for work pics at link...

2/12 aka my pwesident

2009-02-12T18:34:00.001-08:00

2/9 aka fuckin' shit

2009-02-09T18:42:00.001-08:00

the sopranos, uncensored. from victor solomon on Vimeo.

1/4 aka ronderful rorld

2009-01-04T20:07:00.001-08:00

11/25 aka florida bound

2008-11-25T18:27:00.001-08:00

11/17 aka friend

2008-11-17T11:47:00.001-08:00

11/13 aka three liter bottles

2008-11-13T15:02:00.001-08:00

glenn danzig's grocery shopping list.

11/5 aka pianist

2008-11-05T09:27:00.001-08:00

10/16 aka twofer

2008-10-16T12:56:00.000-07:00

so, this is amazing.

10/16 aka gif(t)

2008-10-16T10:40:00.000-07:00

9/30 aka thrash on a dance floor

2008-09-30T18:57:00.002-07:00

so i was on the jellyroll rockheads' myspace page and came across the band razors edge.
gotta post their shirts:

9/23 aka ._.

2008-09-23T16:17:00.000-07:00

happy birthday mom.

9/12 aka never forget+1

2008-09-12T10:48:00.002-07:00

these...

9/9/08 aka holylols

2008-09-08T17:18:00.001-07:00

http://pizzavszach.blogspot.com/

8/14 aka bolly's

2008-08-14T14:31:00.001-07:00

go support...

in other news: i can't stop listening to disfiguring the goddess.

8/7 aka beer (not the mustard plug song)

2008-08-07T18:26:00.001-07:00

7/31 aka at the gates

2008-07-31T12:39:00.003-07:00

so i went and saw at the gates/repulsion/darkest hour/municipal waste and ended up back stage and high with land phil.

here are a few pictures (municipal waste feat. harkins, at the gates/at the gates' door):

7/23 aka prolly my aoty

2008-07-25T17:18:00.002-07:00

gentleman jesse and his men made a flawless 7", put out a couple sick splits, and finally have released their full length. admittedly, some of the songs are growers and don't catch you as fast as, say, 'don't wanna know', but this is more than enjoyable to listen to many times over.
key tracks:
-all i need tonight (is you) - omg backup vocals. shit reminds me SO much of the nerves. it's great.
-you don't have to (if you don't want to) - omg catchy riffs
-if i can see you (you're too close to me) - a bit toned down in comparison to the 7" version, but it's still a jam and a half.

download the album here

7/22 aka the womb

2008-07-22T16:40:00.001-07:00

cmere.

7/2 aka the murph

2008-07-02T17:18:00.002-07:00

a couple things:

also:
gentleman jesse and his men write perfect power pop songs

6/23 aka come to this

2008-06-23T12:24:00.000-07:00

come listen to cute girls spin smart electro/adm
f'real

5/29 aka like it raw

2008-05-29T23:23:00.001-07:00

ooo baby it like it rawwww

5/9 aka weed skull

2008-05-09T09:48:00.000-07:00

3 Texas teens accused of using skull removed from coffin to smoke marijuana

11:33 PM CDT on Thursday, May 8, 2008

HOUSTON (AP) — Three Kingwood teens have been arrested and accused of digging up a secluded grave and removing a skull in Humble, a city north of Houston.

Kevin Wade Jones, 17, and Matthew Richard Gonzalez, 17, both of Kingwood, told Houston police that around March 15 they and a 16-year old juvenile dug up a grave, removed the skull from the coffin and converted it into a “bong,” a device used to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Jones and Gonzalez were arrested Wednesday night and are being held on misdemeanor abuse of a corpse charges, said Houston police Sgt. John Cholmiak. The juvenile was referred to Harris County juvenile justice system.

Houston police were initially interviewing Jones about the use of a stolen debit card when Jones told them about the grave theft, according to court records. Asked why Jones would volunteer such a story, Cholmiak said, “we can only speculate and guess to what goes on in the criminal mind.”

Gonzalez confirmed the story to investigators in a follow-up interview. Police were led to a heavily-wooded site in Humble where they found a knocked-over headstone and water-filled hole more than four feet deep. At the time, the muddy water did not allow police to see if the coffin had been disturbed.

“They dug into this gravesite and that was enough to warrant the abuse of corpse charge,” Cholmiak said. “There has to be further investigation into the actual gravesite.”

A woman who answered the phone at Gonzalez’s home, but declined to identify herself, said, “I have no comment right now.”

Attempts to locate a telephone number for Jones were not immediately successful and it wasn’t clear from court records if he had an attorney.

The grave belonged to Willie Simms, according to court documents. Cholmiak said that Simms’ next-of-kin had not been notified. While residents in the area knew of the cemetery’s existence, it did not appear to be maintained. Preliminary reports indicated it was a 19th-century “veterans” cemetery, he said.

link

5/6 aka frumpet

2008-05-06T07:40:00.001-07:00

5/1 aka mustache may

2008-05-01T10:50:00.001-07:00

mine is temporary, that video is epic, and i leave for los angeles in 23 days.

4/29 aka more lols

2008-04-29T07:33:00.003-07:00

4/27 aka conjuggalos

2008-04-27T09:48:00.001-07:00

Name: ChestyHeavens

Age: 34

State: California

Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life.

Favorite hobbies in prison: I count everything. I count steps, cracks in the pavement, ants on the tree outside, peas on my plate, anything I can find to count I do it. We don't get much to do in here.

Why I deserve another chance: Life is nothing but a game of chance that's why I'm in here and you're out there. Give me another chance and I'll make you wish you were in here with me more than 90 minutes every six weeks or that the damn judge would hear my appeal but he won't because he's a smart ass and they don't like cop killers.

4/24 aka bless fensler

2008-04-24T06:25:00.001-07:00

4/10 aka my cat is deaf

2008-04-10T14:49:00.000-07:00

4/8 aka pcp man

2008-04-08T09:55:00.000-07:00

4/2 aka just a reminder

2008-04-03T13:07:00.001-07:00

this is still the best thing ever.

4/2 aka bainrow

2008-04-02T16:20:00.000-07:00

back yard in florida.

4/1 aka rikkk flair

2008-04-01T16:00:00.002-07:00

WOO
WOO
WOOO-WOOOOOOOO

4/1 aka my ruined post-shower routine

2008-04-01T08:44:00.003-07:00

picked up towel, dried myself off-saw him fall onto the floor. at least i didn't smash him in my hair. he's big.

3/28.5 A HE HE HE

2008-03-28T13:32:00.000-07:00

he he he he

3/28 aka somethingsomething

2008-03-28T08:30:00.000-07:00

3/26 aka the dead animals in my life

2008-03-26T09:57:00.001-07:00

here's another.

3/25 aka swinehaus

2008-03-25T09:28:00.001-07:00

what a mess. meth teef.

3/24 aka what the fuck is going on

2008-03-24T10:21:00.001-07:00

this isn't even close to being normal-dude is about 12' up in a tree in my backyard.

3/11 aka guess where yr boy is...

2008-03-11T17:17:00.003-07:00

decision has been made

3/2 aka that man's tattoo

2008-03-02T18:27:00.002-08:00

in the tradition of showing people's new tattoo's on here...look at lil eric's.

do you see what he did there?

trapped under ice = surprise of the weekend. band is good.

2/15 aka dreadator

2008-02-15T14:46:00.000-08:00

sick

2/13 aka i got another tattoo, nigga

2008-02-13T08:13:00.000-08:00

i've lost my mind. moving to sf in a month...

2/2 aka hurry up in there

2008-02-02T11:47:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb_PmLs1Nvs
"eyyy..."

1/28 aka sugar skull eve

2008-01-28T09:18:00.000-08:00

faces of porn dot com

1/26 aka david lee ross

2008-01-26T12:18:00.001-08:00

running with the devil with the vocals isolated.

1/25 aka news broke here first

2008-01-25T14:43:00.000-08:00

holla

1/23 aka afterparty scabies

2008-01-23T06:47:00.000-08:00

the new cadence weapon album afterparty babiesleaked-i posted about it a couple weeks ago, and it's really fucking good. want it? click here.
the only reason i'm posting this is because he said that he doesn't care if people download his album because it's inevitable (and he isn't a hypocrite, because he does the same shit we do) and to just go see him on tour-so do it, it's worth it. trust me.

1/7 aka 60 degrees out

2008-01-07T12:13:00.001-08:00

just wanted to link this:
http://youaintnopicasso.com/mp3/Cadence%20Weapon%20-%20In%20Search%20of%20the%20Youth%20Crew.mp3
cadence weapon is that dude.

1/7 warm ass day aka what's good

2008-01-07T12:13:00.000-08:00

just wanted to link this:
cadence weapon
makes me excited for his album.

11/28 aka my top 10 records of 2007

2007-11-28T10:34:00.000-08:00

the year is drawing to an end, which means i get to pretend that people care what i have to say about music and compile a top 10 list. 2007 had some pretty okay releases, and it was a year of music development for me personally, beginning with seeing devourment at central illinois metal fest. anyhow, here is the list, complete with links to listen to the bands. that's effort, right there.
10.gentleman jesse and his men - i don't wanna know 7"
9.psychedelic horseshit - magic flowers droned
8.times new viking - the paisley reich
7.burial - untrue
6.blitzen trapper - wild mountain nation
5.yelle - pop
4.parts and labor - mapmaker
3.world's end girlfriend - hurtbreak wonderland
2.celestia - apparitia - sumptuous spectre
1.alcest - souvenirs d'un autre monde

so, there you have it...really shitty year for hip hop (aside from gucci mane).

11/12 aka my so called strife

2007-11-12T14:00:00.000-08:00

fuck this weather. this entry won't be about the weather, don't worry. but, fuck it. warm is better.

so a weird thing happened while i was volunteering at an after school program for 1st-7th graders. for whatever reason, the woman who is in charge of the entire program decided that all of the kids needed to be shown a slide show e-mail that she received. the moral of the e-mail was to appreciate what you have because other people have it worse off than you do, etc. the pictures of 'other people' that were placed next to the pictures of more 'normal', albeit disappointed children, were that of somalian children. you know, the starving ones. the ones that look close to death. in fact, one of the photos was of a dead child but had a caption about going to bed on time. the thing that killed me was that the chain letter ended with a threat to the reader about forwarding it to a certain amount of people. as in, you'll have bad luck if you don't send this to 15 people. the other coordinators and i were in shock over what we saw/what had just been shown to 1st graders.

then i came up with the theory that the woman who had the chain letter shown is very superstitious and just had gotten e-mail for the first time, so she was taking the threat at the end of the chain letter extremely seriously and decided to show it to all of the children in her program. good thinking, lady.

10/29 aka set your goals and mannie fresh

2007-10-29T11:20:00.000-07:00

i'm seeing set your goals tonight...
but that surprisingly isn't what this is about.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cXdAk8ffmTY
watch that video and come back to me. go ahead, i'll wait.

now...
i love mannie fresh, i always have. any dude that includes the lyrics "big titties, big cities" in their songs is okay in my book. however, the above video completely blew my mind the first time i saw it...it is a video/track about obtaining/cutting up/dealing coke with a bunch of children in the video and a bunch of children singing the hook. i should be offended, but i think it is completely hilarious and it made me like mannie fresh even more, just because it is so out of hand. i mean, why did he even think about having children sing the hook? when you're writing a song about trap houses and such, do you usually think about little kids?
then again, mannie also came up with the lyrics "i'm still hood rich bitch, you know who i are. they don't wanna fuck me they wanna fuck my car", and "throwin' big chairs, pushin' down stairs. disrespectin' hoes, pullin' out weave hairs."
it's really hard not to love mannie fresh, trust me, but i can't help but wonder if he would appreciate me as much i him if we ever hung out.

i think we'd get along just fine.

10/19 aka homesluming

2007-10-19T09:06:00.000-07:00

even though it doesn't feel like fall, it is fall.
want to know how i know? i know because it is homecoming at my wonderful university.
essentially this means that the bars are more crowded and there is an abundance of older people reliving the glory days. i can't imagine coming back here year after year for a weekend of debauchery...i think i'd feel silly acting like a child again. that's not to say that everyone goes nuts, but it is depressing to me to see grown ass men and women acting like children. then again, i've seen what goes on outside of ICP concerts, and nothing can compare to that.

in other news, i saw a boring show at the wexner center last week. grizzly bear and beach house. musically the bands were great, especially beach house, but i guess i just wasn't in the mood for a mellow show. i liked beach house more out of the two, though.

nothing else is really going on...

10/8/07 aka loud and fast weekend

2007-10-07T14:24:00.000-07:00

thank goodness for ear plugs.

friday night i ventured to the wexner center to see boris. saturday i had a few people over for the football game and then we went to see toxic holocaust at the rivari room. it was really fast and really good...so good, in fact, that going to carabar to see more bands play was a bad idea. regardless, though, it was a fun night.

i'm really into it being hot still, but apparently it is going to cool down this week...bummer, brah.

i've been playing halo 3 a lot recently, maybe that's why i'm not doing as well in my classes as i should...

10/1 aka french pop and inky gets glamour shots

2007-10-01T09:50:00.000-07:00

i have no idea why, but this morning i woke up and had yelle's 'ce jeu' in my head. here is a video of the song live, and an mp3 of it. basically, it has put me in a good mood for the day, and hopefully the week. i need to dj a night somewhere one of these days and play some of this shit, it's terrible of me to keep it to myself.

i'm letting one of my friends photograph my tattoo today because she is doing a body modification ish for photography, so that should be fun. i'm thinking i won't pose nude, but i totally should...or at least put a sock on.

that's a terrible idea.

9/30 aka rager, severe, and pizza

2007-09-30T17:35:00.000-07:00

great weekend...here's the break down:
friday:
-bill fortune came, played a shit ton of halo 3, got drunk with jocks and watched bill yell at girls.
-walked home, watched college happen all around me.
saturday:
-dinner at north star.
-our show-every band killed it, including us (i think?) which is surprising, as we hadn't played together since march.
-grabbed drinks at larry's after the show with some old friends and played catch up.
sunday:
-caught up on weeds. i can't stand mary louise parker, but for some reason i can't stop watching this ridiculous show.
-browsed the antique mall for a bit with shawn, andy, and josh.
-went to dinner with shawn, josh, molly, and caroline at haha's pizza in yellow springs. amazing, as always.

that's really it. it doesn't seem like much, but it was good to see everyone at the show and hang out. it's not like i don't see most of the columbus kids every weekend, but still, shows are always a good time. i have a lot to do this week (including a paper i should be doing right now), but it shouldn't be too bad. i got messages from a certain girl in europe that made me really happy, so that was nice...speaking of which, i need to save my money really badly. flights are like 800 or so to paris from what i can tell, so i'll need at least 1400 for a week long trip (taking into account shopping expenses).

maybe i should try not buying so much useless shit...

(i'm thinking about getting an iphone)

9/27 aka captain skamerica

2007-09-27T20:46:00.000-07:00

welcome

first off, shame on me for having a blog.
second, shame on you for reading it.

now that that's out of the way, here's what's up...

my band's first show since this past spring is saturday at the monster house (155 w. 10th st. in columbus)

i have a free city hoodie arriving tomorrow, it might be too small. if it's too small, i'll probably sell it on eBay and turn a profit because people that use the internet aren't smart...or are deceptive girls on myspace.

music you should be listening to:
celestia
set your goals (still)
devourment
waking the cadaver
alcest

clothes you should be buying:
free city
homage

books you should be reading:
god is not great (how religion poisons everthing)
the walking dead

that's really about it...i can assure you that this shit right here will get better with time.

or worse.